The Pizza Guy walks up to the door and knocks.
Guy 2: OK now don’t stuff this up. After all he is psychic and can read your mind.
Guy 1: He’s a wizard!? Why didn’t you say so?
Guy 2: Because… oh never mind…
Guy 2 turns around and opens the door. Pizza Guy smiles.
Guy 2: Now!
Guy 1 raises his board and is about to hit Pizza Guy but Pizza Guy whips out a gun from an empty pizza box and shoots Guy 1.
Pizza Guy: Psychic pizza guy strikes again (BEEP)es!
Pizza Guy runs away and Guy 2 looks out the door.
Guy 2: I can’t believe he out smarted me… again!
Guy 1: Ahem. I’ve just been shot and you’re ignoring me.
Guy 2: Oh… hmm… so… are you… OK?
Guy 1 gets up.
Guy 1: That is the dumbest question I have ever heard! Of course I’m OK! My floppy disk protected me.
Guy 2 chortles.
Guy 2: Ha! You said floppy disk.
Guy 1 takes out a floppy disk from his shirt.
Guy 2: Oh… that kinda floppy…
Guy 1: Yeah so shut up will you?
Guy 2: Make me.
Meanwhile, Worker 1 walks up to the door of Worker 2’s house. Worker 2 lets Worker 1 in.
Worker 1: Wow this looks a lot like my house…
Worker 2: Yeah… about that… have you noticed anything else that looks alike?
Worker 1: Uh… no…?
Worker 2: Never mind then.
Worker 2 shows Worker 1 to the living room. They walk in and see Worker 3 and Worker 4. Worker 3 and Worker 4 greet them.
Worker 1: Hey where’s… you know? The other one?
Worker 2: Name?
Worker 1: I don’t know its name. You know… the one that’s mainly quiet and only ever talks a few times?
Worker 2: Meh who cares?
Worker 3: I think that we should all sit down and have cups of tea.
Worker 2: Shut up.
Worker 3: Make me!
Worker 2 moves and Worker 3 flinches.
Worker 2: Ha! You flinched! You thought I was going to hit you!
Worker 3: No I didn’t! I have epilepsy!
Worker 3 holds out their arm and waggles it slightly.
Worker 3: woooooo! Uhh… wooo!
Worker 4: That’s a ghost. Are you like, mentally retarded or something?
Worker 3: Shut up. At least I’m not gay.
Worker 4 looks sad.
Worker 4: I am who I am!
Worker 4 turns away and cries.
Worker 1: Oh good going. Now look what you did!
Worker 3: Make me!
Worker 1: Why I ortta-
Worker 1 shakes their fist. Suddenly there’s a knock at the door.
Worker 2: Now who could that be?
Worker 3: Seeing how you only have one friend besides us I’m guessing its-
Girl 2 comes through the door and the sound of clapping starts.
Girl 2: Hey!
Worker 1: Hey.
Worker 2: Hey.
Worker 3: Hey.
Worker 4: Why did he leave me!? Was it my bad breath? Oh… hey…
Worker 4 goes back to crying.
Girl 2: What’s up with…?
Girl 2 points.
Worker 1: Oh that moron over there couldn’t keep their mouth shut.
Worker 3: Hey! I can keep it shut! I just don’t want to.
Worker 2: Shut up you enormous moron!
Worker 3: (Gasps) I can’t believe you just called me fat!
Worker 2: That’s not what I meant!
Girl 2: Hey wait a second… are you two brother and sister because you look alike.
Worker 1 and 2 looks at each other up and down then turn back to Girl 2 and say “No we don’t” at the same time.
Girl 2: Ok whatever. Do you have any cheese?
Worker 1: (confused) Yes… why do you ask?
Girl 2: Because your face asked.
Worker 1: That makes no sense.
Girl 2: Your face makes no sense. Oh burn!
Cameraman: Oh burn!
Worker 1: Quiet you.
Cameraman: You want to make me?
Worker 1: No… not really.
Cameraman: Thought so…
Girl 2: So why did you invite me here again?
Worker 1: I’m glad you asked. For you see… I have a plan…
Worker 1 puts their pinky finger in the corner of their mouth.
Girl 2: Go on…
Worker 1: Just a second I’m pretending I’m doctor evil.
Girl 2: Have you had enough time pretending to be a fictional character from a comedy movie?
Worker 1: I have… nnnnnnnnnnnnow.
Worker 1 puts their pinky down.
Worker 1: OK. I have a plan most evil!
Worker 1 puts their pinky finger back to their mouth.
Girl 2: OK I get it! It’s evil! You can stop with the fingers!
Worker 1: No I can’t! I love my finger!
Girl 2: Your face loves your finger! Now tell me the plan already!
Worker 1: Did I mention that it was… evil?
Girl 2: Yes!
Worker 2 and 3: Yes!
Worker 1: OK then… you see there’s this one annoying person who keeps scaring away our customers and I was thinking that you could…
Worker 1 whispers in Girl 2’s ear the rest.
Worker 1: So how about it?
Girl 2: I don’t know… do I get paid?
Worker 1: All the pictures of llamas you can fit on your bedroom wall.
Girl 2: All of the wall?
Worker 1: Yes… all of it.
Girl 2: Are you sure? It is a pretty big wall.
Worker 1: Yes! It will cover your entire wall or I make your wall smaller.
Girl 2: You’d destroy part of my house and cause it to become potentially structurally unstable just for me?
Worker 1: If it makes you happy then yes… yes I will…
Girl 2: Yes! Score!
Girl 2 hi-fives Worker 1.
Girl 2: You’ve got yourself a deal.
Worker 3: Ooooooh! I see what’s going on here!
Worker 1: Why don’t you ever shut up?
Worker 3: Because I don’t feel like it.
Worker 1: This is why we never value your ideas… because you’re annoying.
Worker 3: So if I just stop being so annoying we could have tea parties and eat lots of scones?
Worker 1: Fine… we’ll all have tea and scones if you stop being annoying…
Worker 3: Meh too much work… you two in a tree doing things that end with “G”.
Worker 1: Wait… how many bad things end in G… (gasps) That’s naughty!
Worker 3: Yeah I know.
Worker 1: I’m telling mother on you…
To be continued...